I called my mom, and she said that somehow, I'm related to the guy who invented peanuts......No, I mean the little packaging peanuts.
 
~Turk~

Joey: Just because she went to Yale Drama, she thinks she's, like, the best actor since... since... sliced bread.
Chandler: Ah, sliced bread, the great lady McBeth.

Just had an AWESOME volleyball practice! :) our team is pretty cool ;)